I am not a Robot!

What if a single typo ruined your entire life?

Oliver Reed was born on a wet Tuesday in October—perfectly ordinary, perfectly human, and perfectly unremarkable. But when a distracted hospital administrator accidentally types "ROBOT" instead of "MALE" on his birth record, Oliver's life takes a bizarre and bureaucratic turn.

Now the government believes he's a machine. The school thinks he's an experiment. The library gives him special privileges. The tax office wants to know if robots can earn income. And don't even get him started on the passport application.

Thirty years. Forty-three thousand pages of paperwork. Endless appeals, investigations, and one very tired civil servant named Arthur Finch who has spent his entire career apologising for a mistake he can't fix.

Because once a mistake becomes official, it acquires a strange kind of power. A power far greater than the truth.

I am not a Robot! is a darkly comic, deeply human fable about bureaucracy, identity, and the astonishing resilience of a man who just wants to be himself—even if the computers say otherwise.

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