{"product_id":"i-am-not-a-robot","title":"I am not a Robot!","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWhat if a single typo ruined your entire life?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eOliver Reed was born on a wet Tuesday in October—perfectly ordinary, perfectly human, and perfectly unremarkable. But when a distracted hospital administrator accidentally types \"ROBOT\" instead of \"MALE\" on his birth record, Oliver's life takes a bizarre and bureaucratic turn.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eNow the government believes he's a machine. The school thinks he's an experiment. The library gives him special privileges. The tax office wants to know if robots can earn income. And don't even get him started on the passport application.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThirty years. Forty-three thousand pages of paperwork. Endless appeals, investigations, and one very tired civil servant named Arthur Finch who has spent his entire career apologising for a mistake he can't fix.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBecause once a mistake becomes official, it acquires a strange kind of power. A power far greater than the truth.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eI am not a Robot! is a darkly comic, deeply human fable about bureaucracy, identity, and the astonishing resilience of a man who just wants to be himself—even if the computers say otherwise.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eImmediate download upon purchase! (We have faith in this system - at least!). (Use: JUN50 at checkout for a 50% discount).\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Black Panther Books \u0026 Courses","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54106895122769,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0912\/3145\/3521\/files\/Iamnotarobotcover.jpg?v=1781961524","url":"https:\/\/blackpantherbooks.store\/products\/i-am-not-a-robot","provider":"Black Panther Books \u0026 Courses","version":"1.0","type":"link"}